Antique Wood

What is Antique Wood?


1.

an errection of a man over the age of sixty-five.

"That old fuck has a mad case of antique wood"

See boner, errection, diamond wood, old fuck


100

Random Words:

1. When some hardcore girl ends up pregnant, but decides to go out moshing at a local hardcore show instead of falling down the stairs. -H..
1. An organization commonly mistaken for a gang whose sole purpose is to prevent pointless street fights in the inner streets of New York C..
1. somebody extremely foreign in a cool way. the kind of guy all the other boys want to be like, and the girls want to be with. omg look a..