Antisplash

What is Antisplash?

A technique adopted by obsessive masterbators to reduce the splash back of jizz, suffered when jacking off under awkward circumstances.

While rubbing one out in the broom cupboard, Adam went the antisplash to avoid getting jizz stains on his trousers.

Irate Turk

1. a dreamboat with a tight vagina. "I want to fuck your sister" "She's no IRATE TURK"..

Vagina Fingers

1. when a dude is dancing at a club and fingers a girl on the dance floor, and has no way of cleansing the fingers, he will aquire these. ..

Embroisure

1. To stir to activity. To startle. I will embroisure you, by shaking you vigorously...

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