Antisplash

What is Antisplash?

A technique adopted by obsessive masterbators to reduce the splash back of jizz, suffered when jacking off under awkward circumstances.

While rubbing one out in the broom cupboard, Adam went the antisplash to avoid getting jizz stains on his trousers.

Vandercruyssen

1. A word closely linked with acting like a complete nerd. A 'Vandercruyssen' or a person doing Vandercruyssen-like things invol..

Glouk

1. Glouk is sperm that leaks out of one's anus after anal sex. A: hey did you see the stain on jesica's pants today? B: yeah ma..

Nightcrawling

1. 1.v. The act of walking at night. Person 1: Dude. It's 3 A.M. What the hell is that guy doing out? Person 2: He's Nightcra..

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