Antisplash

What is Antisplash?

A technique adopted by obsessive masterbators to reduce the splash back of jizz, suffered when jacking off under awkward circumstances.

While rubbing one out in the broom cupboard, Adam went the antisplash to avoid getting jizz stains on his trousers.

Bollockisation

1. Exclamation of annoyance or frustration, derived from the British term "bollocks", meaning testicles or nonsense. To "giv..

W.c. Fields

1. W.C. Fields was the funniest comedic actor in the history of film. Before he was an actor, he was a Vaudevillian juggler. He was born ..

Eco-goth

1. A goth who does everything in moderation and makes daisy chains, and only has one friend. Norm:Look over there, it's Alice! Moron..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Antisplash Edit Meaning