Antisplash

What is Antisplash?

A technique adopted by obsessive masterbators to reduce the splash back of jizz, suffered when jacking off under awkward circumstances.

While rubbing one out in the broom cupboard, Adam went the antisplash to avoid getting jizz stains on his trousers.

Splatter Funk

1. A type of music that is a fusion of goth, punk, and funk; pioneered by Malice in Leatherland. Splatter funk makes me want to.....

Squatter Girl

1. Squatter girl was made famous by PlanetEDM and DogsOnAcid. JoeyD from PlanetEDM took a photo of a woman ("Joanna") in an erm...

Bowerman Rule

1. the law that says a man's hair can be no longer than his penis. named after bill bowerman, who instituted the rule when he coached..

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