Antisplash

What is Antisplash?

A technique adopted by obsessive masterbators to reduce the splash back of jizz, suffered when jacking off under awkward circumstances.

While rubbing one out in the broom cupboard, Adam went the antisplash to avoid getting jizz stains on his trousers.

Egosurfing

1. Surfing the net for data or pages about yourself. After 3 hours of egosurfing I'm having a bad case of the Dorito Syndrome See Mu..

Reverse Schiavo

1. (sexual innuendo) Keep feeding them your "Man Meat" and cut them off of breathing. "I turned your mom around after doing..

Natta Boy

1. when you walk into a party with a case of natural ice the first thing that is said is "Natta Boy" Greg: hey guys I got some n..

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