Antisplash

What is Antisplash?

A technique adopted by obsessive masterbators to reduce the splash back of jizz, suffered when jacking off under awkward circumstances.

While rubbing one out in the broom cupboard, Adam went the antisplash to avoid getting jizz stains on his trousers.

Full Ass Sticky Back

1. When you put your balls up someone's ass but leave your dick out so you can jack off on their back. :oh man Why's your shirt ..

Maori Flavour Flavor

1. "Maori flavour" means a person is already ugly enough, but with added Maori flavour, he (she) becomes even uglier. Mega fucki..

Ellazies

1. 1.A random act of stupidness and/or being plain retarded. 2.The inability to spell words correctly. -You just pulled an ellazies! -Yo..

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