Antisplash

What is Antisplash?

A technique adopted by obsessive masterbators to reduce the splash back of jizz, suffered when jacking off under awkward circumstances.

While rubbing one out in the broom cupboard, Adam went the antisplash to avoid getting jizz stains on his trousers.

Armpit Testicles

1. The little balls of deodorant that form on your armpits when your deodorant balls up (only happens with white deodorant) I knew that de..

Sackretary

1. The male counterpart to the common, whorish secretary. Categorized by his willingness to teabag with the testicles of his male boss. Can..

Czarsty

1. Something Gross, grimey, grody, or just filthy pronounced (Zar-stee) Dude i can't believe you did that, That's soo czarsty ..

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