Antisplash

What is Antisplash?

A technique adopted by obsessive masterbators to reduce the splash back of jizz, suffered when jacking off under awkward circumstances.

While rubbing one out in the broom cupboard, Adam went the antisplash to avoid getting jizz stains on his trousers.

Eigth

1. Around 3.5 grams of bud. 1/8 of an ounce Yo Nick, hook me up with a eigth? 2. Misspelling of Eighth John: Eigth is a misspelling of..

Metro Or Metrosexual

1. A lip stick lesbian trapped in a male's body. I saw a metro at the make up counter buying products for himself...

149th Base

1. Sit there listening to opera, whilst eating a biscuit making sexual noises 'Dude! I totally did 149th base last night!' &apo..

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