Antisplash

What is Antisplash?

A technique adopted by obsessive masterbators to reduce the splash back of jizz, suffered when jacking off under awkward circumstances.

While rubbing one out in the broom cupboard, Adam went the antisplash to avoid getting jizz stains on his trousers.

Ass Contractions

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Kickarse

1. The British spelling of kickass. 1) Good, great. 2) Exclamation of joy. 1) That movie was kickarse. 2) I've just won ten quid! ..

Zonko

1. A term used to describe someone with an abnormaly large penis Man that kids got a zonko, i bet he cant even get it up without getting l..

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