Antisplash

What is Antisplash?

A technique adopted by obsessive masterbators to reduce the splash back of jizz, suffered when jacking off under awkward circumstances.

While rubbing one out in the broom cupboard, Adam went the antisplash to avoid getting jizz stains on his trousers.

Charlanded

1. Having drunk so much alcohol that your head bobbles around on your shoulders like it is no longer properly attached. My friend is charl..

Multiculti

1. A term meaning a person of mixed ethnic heritage. It is a positive, inclusive term. Can be used as a noun or adjective. It replaces neg..

Monton

1. pronounced moan-tone. Used to describe a piece of land that is bigger than a mound but smaller than a mountain. I thought that I was go..

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