Antisplash

What is Antisplash?

A technique adopted by obsessive masterbators to reduce the splash back of jizz, suffered when jacking off under awkward circumstances.

While rubbing one out in the broom cupboard, Adam went the antisplash to avoid getting jizz stains on his trousers.

U.a.s

1. Ukulele acquisition syndrome. The uncontrollable urge to purchase multiple ukuleles over a relatively short period of time. ukuleleunde..

Mudpacker

1. (n) A person who engages in anal sex. The mudpacker asked her to bend over and get it from behind...

Consecrate

1. To hold sacred. The consecration of the top religious leader. 2. To lick the smegma out of another man's erect penis. That pala..

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