Antisplash

What is Antisplash?

A technique adopted by obsessive masterbators to reduce the splash back of jizz, suffered when jacking off under awkward circumstances.

While rubbing one out in the broom cupboard, Adam went the antisplash to avoid getting jizz stains on his trousers.

Imacculant

1. the hugeness of the donkey I'm going to put the imacculant donkey on em. See booty, donkey, big, huge..

Zikeman

1. a very prude girl who is like 6 ft tall and really hot but doesn't hook up with guys that girl is a zikeman See frank the tank..

To Drive Automatic Verb

1. Has sex with women. c.f. to drive stick (verb) "Nah, I gave up driving stick and now I'm all the way automatic. Lick my pus..

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