Antisplash

What is Antisplash?

A technique adopted by obsessive masterbators to reduce the splash back of jizz, suffered when jacking off under awkward circumstances.

While rubbing one out in the broom cupboard, Adam went the antisplash to avoid getting jizz stains on his trousers.

Maciversary

1. A celebration commemorating the event of acquiring your first Mac computer. It's my maciversary today, this time last year I bough..

Alivia

1. the coolest girl on the entire planet. smart, cool, funny and amazing. alivia is super cool. See alivia, cool, smart, funny, awesome ..

Holy Load

1. To masturbate during church services and blow your wad while concentrating on the pastor's/Preist's wife, knowing that jesus i..

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