Antisplash

What is Antisplash?

A technique adopted by obsessive masterbators to reduce the splash back of jizz, suffered when jacking off under awkward circumstances.

While rubbing one out in the broom cupboard, Adam went the antisplash to avoid getting jizz stains on his trousers.

Fix The Dryer

1. Its slang for taming the one eyed monster(jacking off) Zenner- "Yo u guys i gotta fix the dryer i think its on the frits again.&qu..

Doglit

1. A puppy. Combination of dog and piglet. Its an i instead of an e just because it looks better Comere you cute little doglit. Damnit..

W.w.t.d.

1. What Would Tyra Do. As in Tyra Banks. Kind of like W.W.J.D. but with pizzaz. Tyra loves to talk about herself and explain how she does t..

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