Antisplash

What is Antisplash?

A technique adopted by obsessive masterbators to reduce the splash back of jizz, suffered when jacking off under awkward circumstances.

While rubbing one out in the broom cupboard, Adam went the antisplash to avoid getting jizz stains on his trousers.

Fluntercunt

1. Ape like female creature who uses her wares to seduce unsuspecting men into the quagmire of meaningless toxic copulations. Believed to b..

W.a.f.n.g.m.o.o.h.

1. What a F'in Nightmare - get me out of here Cryptic acronym. She wrote on her notepad while the meeting dragged on....W.A.F.N.G.M...

Hooptie Bling

1. Hooptie + Bling Refers to extraneous, unnecessary, typically obnoxious accessories that far exceed the value of the vehicle in cost. Hoo..

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