Antisplash

What is Antisplash?

A technique adopted by obsessive masterbators to reduce the splash back of jizz, suffered when jacking off under awkward circumstances.

While rubbing one out in the broom cupboard, Adam went the antisplash to avoid getting jizz stains on his trousers.

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