Antisplash

What is Antisplash?

A technique adopted by obsessive masterbators to reduce the splash back of jizz, suffered when jacking off under awkward circumstances.

While rubbing one out in the broom cupboard, Adam went the antisplash to avoid getting jizz stains on his trousers.

Hunts

1. The worst brand of ketchup Heinz ketchup is blazin! 2. The worst, bland ketchup that ever was made. The archrival of the H.J. Heinz C..

Beat The Kids

1. 1. To masturbate. Deriving from the fact the sperm grow into children, and by the act of "beating off" one releases these. 2...

Zig Zag

1. cigarette paper used to role marijuana in, to make a joint I need some more zig zags so that i can roll a J. 2. A French cigarette pa..

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