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When you touch a ladies front bum and your hands stink like you have been shelling prawns for hours...
What the fuck is that stench?
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When a n00b tries to call you a fucking douche, but is too chicken to actually say fucking, nor good enough with a keyboard to spell dou..
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The act of deficating on your partner's chest, then wiping them off with the pages of the koran...
I started to give my gir..