Antrim

What is Antrim?


1.

Colloquial abbreviation for IRISH ANTEROOM.

Specifically, the fur-rimmed FOYER of a feminine HOSPITALITY SUITE.

From THE FORESKIN SAGA by John Galsworthy

(Adapted for television by JackieBlumenthal)

Quickly overcoming her young neighbour's natural shyness, Aunt Doris, boldly displaying a bottle-blondegoldie yawn and well-polished, antique blarney-stone, invited him to join her on the settee and admire the neatly-trimmed ANTRIM at close quarters.

There then followed a few minutes of fourplay and facienda until, smiling encouragingly, she murmured: "Now, wend your way to Wimborneand sweep my lum, please, darling."

Once his meat-and-two-veg were warmly wrapped in the folds of the cunning cougar's Anglo-American quilt, the novice look mam(who had never before visited the County of Dorset) was soon pleasantly dorissed, dazed and drained.

"Faroukh me! I think I've just been seduced!" exclaimed the overjoyed juvenile, perceptively.

"You have, indeed, my dear," the ageing temptress gently agreed, flicking raindrops of passion from her vulvar verandah. "Now, just relax, lie back and think of England and Ireland, while I mount you."

See cloppera, apt, antrim, aunt, doris, dorset, wimborne, wedge, long horn, irish, clover, femme fatale, family pack, love-puppet, hung like a horse, badgered, nut washer, frontage, loggia, elvis prezzie, plastering, asterisk, an elegant sufficiency, shagatha, cormorant, smelter, quern, percengenitation, houghmagandie, under-vertigo, munro, Persson

2.

a town near belfast and ballymena. not a rough place overall. it is good down town at the weekends.

ANTRIM - town near ballymean and belfast basically in between


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