Ants

What is Ants?


1.

Small insects that live in "ant hills"

They usually infest your home and are annyoing as hell.

Die ants die!

2.

Social insects that behave remarkably like human beings in Hong Kong, New Delhi or New York.

I have ants in my pants.

3.

destroyers of worlds; pancakeeaters.

the ants always eat all of the pancakes when we are chilling with bob.

See ants, pancakes, weed, toke

4.

six-legged little creatures that are fun to torture and kill in creative ways (like decapitating them with an electric razor), and if you don't they will come in your house and steal your food and run you out.

My bathroom is full of the corpses of ants who tried to take my toothpaste.

5.

"Almost Nuclear Tiny Salutes," miniature M-80 brand firecrackers that can really pack a punch. Provides in dual roles to:

1.)Entertain your family and friends by creating an explosion.

2.)Annoy the hell out of your 70 year old neighbors.

"Look at our son lighting those ANTS out in the backyard, do you think he knows what he's doing?"

"There isn't much to it really honey, you just light the wick, and throw it into the Jenkins' lawn."

See firecracker, explosion, bomb, nuclear, boom, light


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