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A sudden misfortune, mishap or fiasco caused by text messaging at an inappropriate moment, ie. while walking or driving.
I was text mes..
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Sarcastic phrase; used with the directionally challenged to make them aware of their error.
Doctor: "Raise your left hand."
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A telecom CEO with his head up his butt
This trunk slemmer CEO keeps getting his tie stuck in the elevator door ...