What is Anuskwiks' Hideous Painting?
1.
A picture of a twelve-foot long erect penis. Once every year, it jumps out and goes on a rampage.
One squad's final transmission:
Sir...an unidentified object is coming our way. It's four yards long and two yards wide.
What? Main screen turn on!
Penis!
What you say?
Penis, sir, penis!
Make your time for later. Night is best time.
SIR A GIANT PENIS IS ABOUT TO FLY INTO OUR TURRET!
For GREAT JUSTICE!
Random Words:
1.
The sweat left on someone's face from your scrotum after you teabag them.
Rucker: Would you like to join me for some early morning..
1.
The state in which you are so down and willing to do something that if you were a ninja turtle you'd be Michealangelo - cuz that fu..
