What is Anxiepoop?
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The Anxienty created by the proximity to a toilet. The closer you get to a toilet directly correlates and affects the need to evacuate.
"I knew I should not have eaten those tacos and drove to the airport, but damn if those bastards didn't start barking up until about one block away from the house. The Anxiepoop really kicked in when I walked through the door. I almost lost it two feet from the bathroom!"
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A man who goes from woman to woman but never settles down.
Johnny's moved on to Cindy now, that roving dog.
See dog, roving dog, ..
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manifesting the characteristics of a bachelor, being single, embracing same
James is as bacheloric as ever, these days..