Any Port In A Storm

What is Any Port In A Storm?


1.

1. A saying indicating that no choice offers more advantage in certain situations where time is the most important factor to consider in making a decision.

1: Damn, I am so horny I would lay that fat bag in the corner.

2: Yah well, any port in a storm.

See pootie tang

2.

It's a sort of motto, used in jest or as an insult about another. It means to accept less than your desires or to lower your standards under pressure.

When closing time approached, Dan started hitting on some old bat. "Any port in a storm", muttered the bartender to the waitress.

See ajf

3.

When you fuck a girl just because its take it or leave.

Also a scene band from Garner which serves as a portable Mecca for the growing Emo population. They are extremely metal-core, AKA terrible.

Tom "Dude I had to man, she was an any port in a storm situation."

Fred "Still, why? I'd rather listen to APIAS."

Tom "Not much better dude."

See scene, sex, jews, bos, garner

4.

After a long period without sexual contact, a male's willingness to have sex with anything that moves (or doesn't).

After a week in prison, I was ready to dock my boat in any port in a storm.

See any, port, in, a, storm


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