Anytime Friend

What is Anytime Friend?


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a friend who will talk to you anytime if you need to talk or something even in the middle of the night

ppl 1: ZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZz

cell phone: (atreyu ringtone)ring!!!

ppl 1:(wakes up) hello?

ppl 2: (snif, snif)my hampster isnt moveing (snif) i think hes dead!(snif, snif)

ppl 1: kk close your eyes, relax, reach out slowly and see if it bites...good thing im your anytime friend!!!

See anytime, friend, bored


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