What is Aolish?
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The language of internet newbies who don't know how to speak English in chatrooms and instant messaging. Rather than spending the whole extra tenth of a second to type a few extra letters they commonly leave out important letters or replace them with numbers. This language was made popular on the internet provider America Online, or AOL.
<Newbie> OMFGWTFASLLOL i r so smrt i will pwn u so bad cuz u r a foo
<Real Chatter> I'm sorry, We don't speak AOLish in this chatroom.
Random Words:
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to dance well
a reference to cut a rug, Persians being the best type of rug
"Man, Chris Brown can really lay down the Persian!&qu..
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The fear of talking animals
"I hate the ride Splash Mountain in Disney World."
"Why?"
"Epitaliangiophobia.&q..
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Bad breath resulting from sitting in front of one's computer too long. It is very similar to morning breath.
Husband return home ..
