What is Aolish?
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The language of internet newbies who don't know how to speak English in chatrooms and instant messaging. Rather than spending the whole extra tenth of a second to type a few extra letters they commonly leave out important letters or replace them with numbers. This language was made popular on the internet provider America Online, or AOL.
<Newbie> OMFGWTFASLLOL i r so smrt i will pwn u so bad cuz u r a foo
<Real Chatter> I'm sorry, We don't speak AOLish in this chatroom.
Random Words:
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The act ot self-gratification using tooth-picks
see also doing the Gloria
and Gloria Estefan and the Angst Machines
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The act of getting booted offline by a shitty ISP.
Man, Matt you shoulda seen me today, I was going 30:2 on dust and all of a sudden I ..
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The diet you go on while you're going through a divorce, resulting in losing excessive amounts of weight due to worrying so much.
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