What is Aolwife?
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An otherwise non technically savvy wife who makes attempts to use internet lingo and words from urban dictionary but who generally makes errors in the terms, spelling or usuage and ends up making a fool of herself.
Husband: Hey darling, how's it going?
Wife: LOL, I'm srsly going up the duff on this laundry and I've m'bah dinner for you.
Husband: Ah, my AOLwife strikes again!
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