What is Aowd?
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"Any Orifice Will Do".....Occurs when your buddy is so inebriated (and horny) that his ability or desire to differentiate between take home candidates at the bar has degraded to nonexistent.
"Have you seen the hag that Dave just snagged at the bar? He's so moellered, he's gone AOWD"
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When a snaggletooth bitch scrapes your dick while giving you a blowjob. Usually involves painful scratching, and perhaps bloodletting.
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The act of driving through, and subsequently getting pulled over in a city park. (Named after Alex Willett)
Dustin: Did you hear how Al..
