What is Aowd?
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"Any Orifice Will Do".....Occurs when your buddy is so inebriated (and horny) that his ability or desire to differentiate between take home candidates at the bar has degraded to nonexistent.
"Have you seen the hag that Dave just snagged at the bar? He's so moellered, he's gone AOWD"
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Random Words:
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To check yourself before bathing to make sure all of your clothes are off.
Man, I forgot to do a naked check before I got in the shower..
