What is Ap Biology?
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A time consuming, yet easily memorized class that creates a lasting impression on the student. The class is filled with minutia and bio jokes. The AP Exam is laughably easy and is an insult to the intelligence of all AP Biology students.
AP Biology joke: "What came first? The ATP or oxidative phosphorylation?"
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2.
A time consuming pain in the ass that should be taken if you really are that curious about the world and why it is the way it is.
Holy shit, AP Biology is a bitch of a class. Oh well, I got an A second semester.
3.
A time and mind-consuming vortex of dispair, from which there is no excape. It destroys GPA's, self esteem, and dreams of one day becoming a biologist.
I used to get at least 7 hours of sleep every night, but now I have to study for AP Biology and only get 3.
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4.
a tight class that all the cool kids take; a place to invent new slang like
"You are SO fragile x"
"What's fragile x?"
"AP Biology joke"
"what?"
"you wouldn't get it you tard"
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5.
So here a lil rap what us bio-players like to say:
ap biology with campbell and reece
say its not bad but it makes me weeze
enrich ur brain, make the cerebellum fine
learning atoms and evolution, now dont whine
cuz in the end when u get a 5
the colleges gonna say gosh s/he fine
man that antoinette sure does know her loop of henle & she got acronyms for the kreb cycle like, all children in kenya see super flying monkeys often, but god she pulled another all nighter, well thats what she gets for taking the AP bio class.
