Ap Calculus

What is Ap Calculus?


1.

Class offered in some high schools. Introduces pretty basic mathematical concepts compared to "advanced" math. Frequently described as "impossible," "retarded," and "useless" by many students, but occasionally enjoyed by uber-nerds who later go on to become obscenely rich and hire the aforementioned students as manservants.

Joe Cool: "AP Calculus sucks monkey balls. Let's go get wasted."

Uber-nerd: "Wow, partial differential equations are fascinating. With some minor modifications, I bet these formulas could even predict the stock market..."

2.

A difficult class available in high school that involves hard concepts like derivatives and integration.

I'm not taking AP calculus because it's too hard.

3.

Hard. AP Calculus is the new "hard."

"That test was AP Calculus"


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