What is Ap English?
1.
All you need to know are:
rhetorical compostion and rhetorical analysis.
It proves how much you'll waste your time in that class.
Kid 1: What do you learn in AP English?
Kid 2: rhetorical compostion and rhetorical analysis
Kid 1: What's that?
Kid 2: I don't know, that's why I failed the exam.
2.
AP English and Comp. consists of:
PROSE ANALYSIS AND RHETORICAL DEVICES.
Virginia Woolfe has the used excellent parallelism, imagery and anaphora to convey her feelings to the reader. She's so AP English!
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3.
AP English is simply a front, it is not difficult only time consuming, designed to direct young dumb seniors into a more difficult class lacking composition, all is simply boring, repetitive, mindless grammar.
Dude! You're in AP English! That sucks!
Yeah, (poor bastard.)
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4.
A great opportunity for personal growth. Despite what these critics say, it is very gooooood.
All your grades are belonging to me.