What is Ap Student?
1.
a generally nerdy person, except for the few in the class that are kickass individuals. they spend most of their time copying outlines from the book website or e-mailing their friends to say FUCK I HATE THISS or generally to pass on some good ids. they do not read the chapter until the night before the test. for the final ap test, they like to alternate between freak out mode for which they are famous for among their non-ap friends and the standard "i dont even care" which makes them feel better about their 2 hours spent studying. their palms sweat before their test and afterwards they share a jumping highfive and then get drunk for the first time of their life from pure excitement. this is what goes down for an ap student.
"i am an ap student"
"wow u only get drunk to celebrate the end of ap test"
"affirmative"
or
"mom she started it"
"no germany started it when they invaded poland"
*collective BURRRRN*
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2.
is a student that barely appears in most of their classses, turn in all the homework late, get a cool shirt in the middle of the year, and somehow manage to pass all their classes with nothing lower than a B+
Xavier: oh man I really have to start on that summer reading project.
Andrew: wasn't it due like, yesterday?
Xavier: yeah
Andrew: You're such an AP Student. btw, what did you get in your AP tests.
Xavier: Straight 5's
Andrew: I hate you.
