What is Apallstoful?
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Apallstoful (uh pawl stah full) - adj.
A condition in which one is given many possibilities but seemingly chooses the worst possible one in every situation and convinces him or herself that the choice was "not all that bad".
This word stems from apalling - (shocking and disturbing) and from the latin "sto" meaning to stand.
This adjective is used to describe someone who has limitless stupidity, uses no logic, and in some cases describes someone who no longer has the mental capabilites to think; albeit from drug use. The most defining characteristic of someone who is apallstoful is the attempt to 'stand' and defend his decisions using extremely retarted methods in attempt to confuse or bewilder another person into changing the subject.
This word is contributed to Paul; Possibly the only human who is capable of living without thinking based upon his insatiable desire to eat food, (taco salads) and convince others he isn't a melt which occupies most of his brain power for the entire day.
"Man, I feel retarded. I left my $500 prom suit in a Subway in downtown Chicago because all I was thinking about was eating. I got on the train and 20 minutes later after I had finished my sandwich I remembered I didn't have my backpack with the prom suit in it. For 30 minutes I didn't think of how to get the suit back all I could think about was trying to remember how I forgot it. I was really apallstoful that day."
Adam: Did you hear about that one kid who punched that window after drinking 8 beers?
Dan: AHAHAHAHA that was the most apallstoful decision someone has ever done..--
Dan: Debbeeetrappiescooterbloo d
Adam: what?
Dan: I was just saying.. what a retard
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