Apartimony

What is Apartimony?

Monies paid even though you are no longer living with a former roommate/lover.

I broke up with that skeezer Lisa and moved out. But I'm a good guy so I'm still paying her apartimony.

See break up, money, apartment, roommate, lover

Shitty Boyfriend

1. a really really bad boyfriend who is atrocious at sex, lives far away from his girlfriend, has no penis, complains about having to go se..

'sare

1. Short for suisare. A party one is not invited to. The neighbours are having another 'sare again. Don't those people work? Se..

Power Shits

1. batteries, or the energy contained in a battery. (countable) I brought my controller but I hope it has enough power shits. See power, ..

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