Apartment Shopping

What is Apartment Shopping?

A substitute expression for a one night stand. Works particularly well for any corporate or other politically sensitive situations.

Co-worker 1: "Dude, What happened to you after the bar last night? The last time I saw you, you were talking to that new girl from accounts payable."

(Supervisor enters break room)

Co-worker 2: "I was...apartment shopping. The apartment was nice, but it was "roomier" than I prefer."

See one night stand, hooking up, promiscuity, walk of shame, whore

Half Assed

1. Someone does a job at say...50% the quality This car is fallin' APART,Those mechanics did a really half assed job 2. To penetrat..

Turkey Farm

1. The weight gain that occurs after a person settles into a long-term relationship. He turkey farmed his girlfriend. See grazing..

Jewlahoop

1. A hoolahoop shapped like the Star of David. Stan: What is that? Brian: It's a jewlahoop, it's a hoolahoop for Jewish kids. ..

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