Apartment Shopping

What is Apartment Shopping?

A substitute expression for a one night stand. Works particularly well for any corporate or other politically sensitive situations.

Co-worker 1: "Dude, What happened to you after the bar last night? The last time I saw you, you were talking to that new girl from accounts payable."

(Supervisor enters break room)

Co-worker 2: "I was...apartment shopping. The apartment was nice, but it was "roomier" than I prefer."

See one night stand, hooking up, promiscuity, walk of shame, whore

Topheezy

1. (1) The name of a motha fuck'n real O-geezy. (2) Straight up gangsta / wanksta. (1) There is only one Topheezy! (2) Did you see ..

Zactorange

1. to suddenly forget how to think, read or understand sentences whilst trying to read a book or something written people often "i m..

Fanter

1. An amalgamation of the words that comprise the phrase "fantastic banter". FAN-tanstic ban-TER "Mate, that is fanter&quo..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Apartment Shopping Edit Meaning