Apartment Shopping

What is Apartment Shopping?

A substitute expression for a one night stand. Works particularly well for any corporate or other politically sensitive situations.

Co-worker 1: "Dude, What happened to you after the bar last night? The last time I saw you, you were talking to that new girl from accounts payable."

(Supervisor enters break room)

Co-worker 2: "I was...apartment shopping. The apartment was nice, but it was "roomier" than I prefer."

See one night stand, hooking up, promiscuity, walk of shame, whore

Fagget Dicker

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Exacts

1. A shorter definition of exactly Girl 1: Did you hear about Jill? Girl 2: Yeah. She's a dumb whore Girl 1: Exacts See exactly, y..

Ultra-maroon

1. Noun - a person of such stupidity, that they are an even bigger moron than normal. "What an Ultra-maroon!" - Bugs Bunny See ..

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