Apawkalypse

What is Apawkalypse?

1. The most awkward situation imaginable.

2. An awkward situation to end all previous awkward situations. The culmination of all awkwardness up to this point.

1. Man, those two guys I slept with last weekend both may show up tonight. This could be the apawkalypse.

2. Apawkalypse tonight - We've been acting weird around each other for too long. I'm finally confronting my crush and telling her how I feel.

See awkward, awk, akward, situation, social

Zapped

1. to be in a situation of great misfortune Gabe: "I got AIDS man..." Jake: "...you have been ZAPPED!" 2. tired, ex..

Insomniap

1. When you toss and turn for 7 hours, only to have your alarm go off 15 minutes after you've finally succumbed to the warm embrace of..

Zoom-zoom Sized

1. A penis under four inches in length during erection. Refers to the child in the Mazda zoom-zoom commercials. I cannot give you a proper..

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