What is Apelian?
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A pathetically out-of-touch male co-worker approaching middle-age and attempting to mask his vast insecurities with outward displays of arrogance and bullshit. Typical examples will likely brag about their "past" glorious drug addictions, boast about their female conquests at the tennis club. Will frequently wax poetic about their love of family while banging the more desperate bottom-feeding elements of the office.
person 1: Bob should really take that earring out of his ear and quit telling us about his crack relapses.
person 2: I know. He's such an apelian.
Random Words:
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a condom, rubber, jimmy hat, etc.
Mr. Gravitz put a propylactic on his large member before hittin it with her.
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an odd type of scie..
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a fat bitch who ruins everyone elses live because their life sucks
wow mrs.kern was a real vigina whale today.
See fatass, bitch, whal..
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Same thing as ownage and pwnage. It means that you defeated someone really badly in a video game or that you are really good.
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