Aperture

What is Aperture?


1.

1. A small narrow opening.

2. A fixed or adjustable opening in a piece of equipment such as a camera or microscope that lets light pass through a lens or mirror.

3. The diameter of an aperture in a piece of equipment such as a camera.

See definition of aperture above.

See aperture, small, opening, fixed, lens, camera, mirror

2.

A gaping orifice of uncomprehensible dimensions.

"What's that noise? It sounds like someone hosing down the pavement."

"It's Misty having a piss."

"Holy shit! That's a big mother-fucking aperture."

See vagina, gaping, pissing, loose, golden shower


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