What is Aphreeka?
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1. A continent below Europe and connected to Asia through the Middle East.
2. Place people go to, to feel better about themselves by doing community service.
3. Who Cares?
4. Pitty-inspiring land of little value beyond interesting fauna and diseases for biologists & terrorists.
5. Place where all the "Help the Children" pictures come from.
6. Place to make a fortune by stealing charity money and making your own little empire from cheap labor and Soviet-era weapons.
Yah, vote for me for the Student Council, i want o help you and the world. My dream is to go help people in Aphreeka.
Fear ME! I have the UN's support! My money is limitless and unregulated!
Its for charity....$$$$$$$$......
