Apilf

What is Apilf?


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Acronym for Apple Pie I'd Like to Fuck, a trend that was made popular by the film "American Pie."

I got so worked up thinking about this aplif I saw on TV that I had to go by a 7-11 to get some Hostess snacks to smear on my genitalia and anus.


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