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The solace masturbation you engage in immediately after getting home from a date that went uncontrollably awry.
Guy #1: Hey man how&apo..
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keeping quacamole dip to yourself and not sharing
I reached over to dip my tortilla chip in the quacamole and my sister quac blocked me..
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Not being able to get a boner.
I think i have dickatitus, i've been watch porn for an hour and nothin!
See limp, gay, no sex, han..