Apollo 13 Edit Meaning

1.

see also successful failure

Less then one year after man first walked on the moonApollo 13 was simply a "routine" flight until a faulty thermostat caused an oxygencanister to explode, blowing an entire side of the spacecraft away, the ship eventally starts leaking oxygenand the crew (Jim Lovell, Jack Swigert, and Fred Haise) have to survive in the Lunar Module until they can safely make it back to earth. But they didn't get to play with moom rocks.

"Houston, we have a problem."

2.

noun - A condom filled with poop (deuce, shitlog, stinky brownsnake) or other assorted fecal forms that has been tied off at the end and frozen. Once frozen, It is used to penetrate the vagina, anus, or other bodily orifice in the same fashion as a dildo. Apollo 13's are commonly used in the spacedockcommunity and other shit-related sexual deviancy circles.

I was just going to give her a traditional spacedock, but I remembered that I had a fresh Apollo 13 in my freezer. I used that on her vagina and saved my pending shit for a Cincinatti Steamer I delivered to her later that evening.

See poop, spacedock, cleveland steamer, gorilla mask

3.

Is the act of one man shitting into another mans asshole

George Bush like to Apollo 13 Osama Bin Laden, when they have sex.

See gay, homo, space dock, dirty, nasty