Apolstery Crack

What is Apolstery Crack?


1.

What happens to one when riding in a fast car with a friend and you get so scared you squeeze the apolstery from the seat between your butt cheeks thus having apolstery crack as the end result.

He was driving so fast that the girl in the back seat clenched her butt cheeks together so hard she got apolstery crack.

See crack, butt, cheeks


59

Random Words:

1. Means the intense use of sarcasm / to be extremely sarcastic Jesus holy christ check out Alana's sarcasmitude. See sarcasm, sarca..
1. A person who is so much on a chump, they are directly relative to someone who quite blatently robs both Time And Relative Dimentions In ..
1. technical term for Denver because there are so many dudes that live there Denver?...more like Manver See denver, dude, boring, city, p..