Apostrophe Crime

What is Apostrophe Crime?


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What you say when you see one of the most heinous crimes against the english language known to man. It's when an apostrophe is put in a plural noun (WHERE IT DOESN'T BELONG!), therefore indicating that the noun somehow owns something...

sign: BOOK'S FOR SALE!

my smart friend: SHEILD YOUR EYES! APOSTROPHE CRIME!

me: *smacks forehead* So... that book owns a for sale? That's interesting... MY GOD PEOPLE WHEN WILL YOU LEARN!?!?

See stupid, people, cant, use, properly


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