What is Apostrophe Crime?
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What you say when you see one of the most heinous crimes against the english language known to man. It's when an apostrophe is put in a plural noun (WHERE IT DOESN'T BELONG!), therefore indicating that the noun somehow owns something...
sign: BOOK'S FOR SALE!
my smart friend: SHEILD YOUR EYES! APOSTROPHE CRIME!
me: *smacks forehead* So... that book owns a for sale? That's interesting... MY GOD PEOPLE WHEN WILL YOU LEARN!?!?
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Having sex with undesirable women, positioned from behind in doggy style so as to avoid seeing there face.
Person A: Oi man, i heard u ..
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She runs this shityou don't even know. The queen of da bronx!
Vanity could spank her parents and no one would care...
