Apostrophic

What is Apostrophic?


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adj.

A combination of 'apostrophe' and 'catastrophic' meaning desperately, apocalyptically in need of an apostrophe.

Grammar Geek 1: Ugh, I can't believe she wanted me to watch "Two Weeks Notice" with her. The entire time, all I could think of was the absolutely apostrophic title!

Grammar Geek 2: I am so sorry. That's terrible.

An apostrophic text message: sry cant talk now. how bout later?

The same message, fixed: Sorry, can't talk now. How 'bout later?

See punctuation, typos, grammar, apostrophe, literacy, catastrophe


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