What is Apple Butter?
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The sweaty funk that accrues between your balls and your ass on a hot day, similar in color and texture to the dark spicy puree of apples used as a breakfast condiment.
Damn, it's hot out here. I'll need to wipe away the apple butter when I get back to work at the paper exchange.
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