Apple Cider

What is Apple Cider?


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Apple Cider is produced from apples by a process of pressing. It is more sour and cloudy than conventional apple juice. The bad thing is, this stuff gives us some of the nastiest shits/runs/squirts ever. Be prepared to drop a more watery form of a fudge dragon if you drink some of this stuff.

Dude man, I was in the bathroom forever yesterday pondering why I drank that one gallon of Apple Cider.

See the runs, diarrhea, the shits, fudge dragon


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