Apple Cider Dick

What is Apple Cider Dick?


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Apple cider dick is the culmination of all things holy. It occurs when an extremely intoxicated person has a stinger (aka a raging hard-on, and they cannot drop the kids off. In other words, the poor individual is unable to blow their load and continues to rub to complete chaffage. Its a double edged sword; it feels great for a while, until it hurts (extreme ball hurt).

Example: I was trying to bust on this bitch's face, but i had apple cider dick and it cock-blocked me real hard.

Example: I was so drunk, that when i attempted to rub-off with my rabbit fur, i went two for tango with my balls for about 3 hours; fuck apple cider dick.

Example: A anonymous person's life

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