What is Apple Field?
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The field of magic that surrounds the Apple store which allows your computer-to-be-repaired to function perfectly when being shown to the Apple Employee, then refusing to do so back at home.
Dude, I went to the Apple store the other day, but the fucking apple field kept me from getting my laptop repaired!
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