Apple John Edit Meaning

1. A person of substantial height and extremely underweight. Often annoying, obnoxious, and extremely geeky. Usually wrong but extremely eg..

1. A person who has not had sex in several years, or even decades "Dude, I havent gotten laid in months, I think im turning retro sex..

1. A fan of the posterior, can also be written butt-lover I am a buttlover par excellence; you can't beat a nice piece of arse...