Apple Kisser

What is Apple Kisser?


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When you kiss someone and they kiss you back like they are eating an apple (or your favorite fruit/vegetable).

I started kissing this chick but it felt like she was gnawing on my face and when I saw my reflection in the mirror I looked like a granny smith apple.


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