Apple Knocker Edit Meaning

1. When one is utterly drenched in sweat, and subsequently lies on a porous surface (such as a wooden deck) for a substantial amount of tim..

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1. Ostensibly, "Fuck Me Like the Whore I Am", but actually used just to scare overly controlling republican parents who read thei..