Apple Picker

What is Apple Picker?


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A balding male who attempts to act younger than his actual age. The person believes himself to be "Cooler" than he actually is, when in reality those around him see him as fruity, creepy, and in general avoidable. The apple picker is prevalent in the New England region, specifically near Boston, Mass.

"Dude, get your hand off my leg you apple picker!"

See fruity, annoying, terrible, gay, avoidable


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