What is Apple Porn?
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The first photographs of new Apple products posted on the internet by their smug owners. Usually showing the item :- being purchased, while boxed, being opened, box packaging, box contents, the item still wrapped, the item unwrapped and powered up. Other addicts will be showing signs of jealousy/envy whilst trying to recall that 'new Mac smell'.
Those photos are pure Apple porn.
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1. Porn viewed on a Apple Computer.
2. Porn that is rather grainy in appearance.
3. Porn viewed on a Video i-Pod.
Dude, that's some sweet Apple Porn you got!
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Random Words:
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having a dick that is half the normal size. Having a dick that is half the size of your wife/girlfriends lover's dick (Primarily in..
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A turd big enough to crush a car
shit look out for that king kong finger
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A huge turd resembling the screen beast's..
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your pooping a lot
Jill: Hey what are you up to?
Tom: Oh, nothing, just crappin a fat boy.
Jill: ew.
See a, fat, boy, duh..
