What is Apple Porn?
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The first photographs of new Apple products posted on the internet by their smug owners. Usually showing the item :- being purchased, while boxed, being opened, box packaging, box contents, the item still wrapped, the item unwrapped and powered up. Other addicts will be showing signs of jealousy/envy whilst trying to recall that 'new Mac smell'.
Those photos are pure Apple porn.
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1. Porn viewed on a Apple Computer.
2. Porn that is rather grainy in appearance.
3. Porn viewed on a Video i-Pod.
Dude, that's some sweet Apple Porn you got!
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Random Words:
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oral contraception: talking your way out of sex
boy:lets have sex
girl:no
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Oral sex that ends in orgasm without intercourse.
Sara..
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someone who is largely obssesed with the classic rock band Led Zeppelin, similar to the word Metalhead
dude 1: duuude! I just got an ex..
