Apple Porn

What is Apple Porn?

1.

The first photographs of new Apple products posted on the internet by their smug owners. Usually showing the item :- being purchased, while boxed, being opened, box packaging, box contents, the item still wrapped, the item unwrapped and powered up. Other addicts will be showing signs of jealousy/envy whilst trying to recall that 'new Mac smell'.

Those photos are pure Apple porn.

See apple, porn, hardware, computer, geek

2.

1. Porn viewed on a Apple Computer.

2. Porn that is rather grainy in appearance.

3. Porn viewed on a Video i-Pod.

Dude, that's some sweet Apple Porn you got!

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