What is Apple Shits?
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You know you have the Apple Shits when you've eaten a lot of apples, around 2-3 a day, and every five minutes you have to shit, but its not the runs. Doesn't apply to everyone though.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away becuase I have the Apple Shits and I can't drive to the doctor without soiling my pants.
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