What is Apple Shits?
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You know you have the Apple Shits when you've eaten a lot of apples, around 2-3 a day, and every five minutes you have to shit, but its not the runs. Doesn't apply to everyone though.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away becuase I have the Apple Shits and I can't drive to the doctor without soiling my pants.
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1) An ass-kicking song by the St. Louis ska band MU330. Quite possibly the greatest lyric ever recorded...
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Pronounced - (Fa'Lif e kate) - What ever you want it to mean.
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Philificunt - a person who Philificates
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