What is Apple Shits?
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You know you have the Apple Shits when you've eaten a lot of apples, around 2-3 a day, and every five minutes you have to shit, but its not the runs. Doesn't apply to everyone though.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away becuase I have the Apple Shits and I can't drive to the doctor without soiling my pants.
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When one settles for the generic instead of the genuine article. Used primarily when a guy goes for an easy girl.
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Where everyone is a chav apart form about 5 people who are goth,, emo,, punk etc. and where the shittist shool in Wales.. :P
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