What is Apple Shits?
1.
You know you have the Apple Shits when you've eaten a lot of apples, around 2-3 a day, and every five minutes you have to shit, but its not the runs. Doesn't apply to everyone though.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away becuase I have the Apple Shits and I can't drive to the doctor without soiling my pants.
See
Random Words:
1.
1. A liberal wuss
2. A salad (any kind) that is eaten by a liberal
1. Jacob is a liberal salad.
See liberal, salad, wuss, pansy, jaco..
1.
When an old person responds to an email and blatantly gets stuff wrong in the reply, usually trying to sound proficient in the process.
..
