What is Apple Shits?
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You know you have the Apple Shits when you've eaten a lot of apples, around 2-3 a day, and every five minutes you have to shit, but its not the runs. Doesn't apply to everyone though.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away becuase I have the Apple Shits and I can't drive to the doctor without soiling my pants.
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the best day to party, a great time to get drunk and smoke weed, its especially big in high school
Hey, I got a keg for the first thurs..
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Pointless after-sex touching and talking.
Woman: Oh god, that was amazing, I love you so much. *Touches man's hand*
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