Apple Shits

What is Apple Shits?


1.

You know you have the Apple Shits when you've eaten a lot of apples, around 2-3 a day, and every five minutes you have to shit, but its not the runs. Doesn't apply to everyone though.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away becuase I have the Apple Shits and I can't drive to the doctor without soiling my pants.

See apple, shit, poop, doctor, blah


45

Random Words:

1. Phrase: OH MY SCIENCE ! A devout atheist's alternative to OMG ! To express : anger, joy, surprise, disbelief, ect . So she screw..
1. A nickname you give a girl named Zoey. But only if the girl is extremely awesome and has a sword. I love Zoaster the Toaster. She total..
1. to anoint an object, such as a pint glass or cigarette with ones "cock" when dave went to the bog I zerched his stella!..