Apple User

What is Apple User?


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A person who firmly believes he or she is better than other people. This assumption is based upon positive prejudice and taken up from people believed to be hip. Minor aspects are exaggerated (i.e. I can switch it on with my keyboard), whilst others are disregarded (i.e. I don't need more than one mouse key)

You're such an Apple User. Don't you ever form your own opinion?

Don't be an Apple User. It can be done just as well for less money.

Listen, Apple User, why don't you go home to mummy and have a hot bath?


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