What is Apple Valley?
1.
Suburb of Minneapolis and St. Paul in Minnesota, approximately 20 miles southeast of the two cities.
The Vikings just lost, time to leave the Metrodome and head back home to Apple Valley
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2.
Town sort of close to San Bernardino in California. It isn't a good town, but we've got a Ralph's.
Apple Valley Teenager: I'm bored, I'm going to Ralph's.
3.
A burb of the twin cities
affectionatly called
-Happy Valley
-The Valley
"nothing bad ever happens in Happy Valley"
"I'm headed back to The Valley next week"
Apple Valley
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4.
A town halfway between Vegas and LA that is not Barstow. It is characterized by lots of brown hills and few brown people. It was founded by a racist bastard. There are no apples here. There's not even a damn movie theater. You have to go to Victorville or "down the hill" to Ontario or Rancho Cucamonga to do anything fun.
But, there is a whole lot of empty desert to smoke weed and have sex in!
"Apple Valley is brown and ugly, but hey, there aren't many black people here."
*writer believes these are what is technically referred to as "racist bastards"
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