Apple Zombie

What is Apple Zombie?


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n. (ap-uhl zom-bee)

Caution: Careful with this bunch. They're usually spotted toting fancy touchy-screen magic-box cellular internet devices in public. The douchébags will most likely possess multiple miniature music storage & delivery devices. These devices can only be purchased with magic beans. They've been known to viciously stone non-followers to death, sometimes munching on their corpses in nearby Starbucks Cafés, occasionally mixing their leftover innards into the espresso shots, laughing at the rest of us. Pompous ass-holes.

After 'drinking the Snapple', Johnny waddled to his nearest Apple Store, where he joined the other Apple Zombies to camp out for the newest offering from Apple: The iDrone.

See apple, zombie, drone, computer, pc, iphone, imac, mac


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