What is Applepan?
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when one ties a rope around the nutsack, up the back, and around the neck such that should one sit down voluntarily (or be forced to sit down), the balls are pulled underneath the ass and sat upon
That chick I met online made me applepan myself before she'd show me her tits.
One applepanning's usually enough for a night.
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what someone would say after telling a joke or other humorous anecdote, and then getting deadpanlooks and no verbal acknowledgement from..