Appleprole

What is Appleprole?

A prolewho works for Apple. Usually works in their resellers.

The term is a twist on the early Apple adverts that parodied Microsoft/PC users as proles living in a 1984 dystopia.

You can tell s/he's an appleprole by the (various witticisms here).

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