Applestle

What is Applestle?

One who would drink poisoned Kool-Aid if Steve Jobs says so.

Mary, the true applestle that she is, wears a black turtleneck everyday.

Um...

1. an answer commenly used when your screwed. dad: "did you have sex with my daughter?" man: "um..." See um, ah, wel..

Low-five

1. Another name for masturbation. Before dates, give yourself a low-five. It releases the endorphins, removes personal stress See jacking..

Engagment

1. When idiots on Facebook misspell engagement, normally accompanied by bad grammar. The act of fellatio which is supposed to come right be..

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