April Fools Day

What is April Fools Day?


1.

The one day of the year where nobody, no matter how hard they try, can possibly be funny.

Hey man, you want some peanuts? (Snake flies out of can) April fools!

See Basil

2.

day when people get to use the most unoriginal jokes till 12:00

putting clingfilm on the toilet seat

swapping around the draws

turning back alarm clocks

See neen

3.

'tis what today be. April 1. A day in which you play jokes on other people and make them feel like phewls

Afghanistan isn't a smelly country. Ha ha, April Fools.

4.

Today! Yes, 1st April!

Yeah! The slangdefine stinks ...

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APRIL FOOLS!

5.

That guy from accounts who wont stop following her around


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