What is April Fools Surprise?
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To have a one night stand with a girl on April Fools Day who tells you she's 18. When you wake up the next day, she says, "I'm only 17, April Fools!" You are then convicted of Statutory Rape.
"Why exactly do I need to come bail you out?"
"Dude, this chick hit me with the April Fools Surprise. Help me out."
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Statement about the temperature being very cold.
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