April 4th Edit Meaning

1. What many Santas have to say after checking the credit card bill after Christmas. Oh oh oh, I thought the ph ph ph bill was high but no..

1. the definition of being so totally drunk that you inevitably end up crashing out on the floor and sleeping there for the rest of the nig..

1. A 24 ounce can of Labatt's Blue on sale for $.79 before 10 a.m. Clerk: The coffee's all gone, but there's the eyeopener..