Apron

What is Apron?


1.

apron - a sagging, hanging flap of gut often seen in older ladies who have long since lost the weight of their youthful pregnancies, but also their elasticity. The result is a flap of flesh, sometimes slightly hanging over their upper pubic region/ gunt Often a haven of foul body odor.

" During her weekly shower, aunt Ruth lifted her apron to wash, and the smell peeled paint off the wall"

2.

like a superman, but instead of throwing the sheet on the girl's back, you throw it on her chest

i came all over her chest, threw the sheet on her and gave her an apron

See apron, superman, jizz, sex, fetish


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